Ryan Simcox

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Example 13: Never get jealous…This drives women crazy. Women try to make guys jealous because when we show we’re jealous, that reveals our feelings for them. When we don’t show jealously, they think, “does he care for me or what?” That inner questioning makes them work harder at trying to make you care for them.

Example 12: Never bash your ex…If she hears you bad mouthing a past woman, chances are she’s thinking she’ll be next. Always describe your prior relationships as a learning experience and something that helped you grow. Important note: DON’T ever say you had a bad breakup. Bad breakups open a can of questions that will make her doubt the man sitting in front of her. Just say we just were two different people going down two different paths. Also, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE??? If she asks about her, say what I told you above. But never and I mean never volunteer that information. You don’t work at Salvation Army; so don’t tell her about the blue tag special in the ladies coat section. The past is in the past, so keep it that way.

Example 11: Don’t overdue your call frequency…Call her once and leave a message. If she doesn’t call back that day, you can call her the next day and leave a message again. After that, don’t ever call her. You can’t look desperate. If she senses you are, you’re like the Titanic…sunk.

Example 10: Be mysterious…I know women who think they are in love with some of my bachelor boys and these women don’t even know my boys middle name. They haven’t even met their parents. Shit, these women haven’t even been to their house at daylight. All these examples I give make women work hard for you. This is the prime example. The mysterious man makes women turn into detectives. “What makes him tick?” They look for clues and enjoy every little new piece of evidence they uncover. If there’s one thing I have learned about women, it’s that they are intrigued by mystery.

Example 9: Be playful, but don’t be the clown…Who is the damsel in distress most likely to fall in love with, Prince Charming or the court jester? Here, I’ll put it in current times. Who is the love interest in the movie most like to fall in love with, Tom Cruise or Pauly Shore?

Example 8: Show her the “I don’t care attitude”, yet tell her you do…Actions don’t always speak louder than words. To be a bachelor, you have to act like you don’t care. You have to put in head that if she acts up, you got other girls waiting in the wings to replace her. So you act like you don’t care about her, but always tell her you do. This jams her signals and she won’t be able to read you. I don’t know how many times women have said to me, “I can’t read you”. Sure they couldn’t read me, but that didn’t stop them from trying. And did they ever try hard. Reasons for women trying so hard to find out who you are could be they think you have hard time showing affection or maybe they think they can break you out of your shell”. The more you show her you don’t care, the more she’ll care about you. Look I didn’t make up this game; I just play it.

Example 7: She has to always come over your place…It’s a control battle. You implant this seed in her subconscious that she must come to you. Have her drive to your place, meet you at your hangouts and be a part of your every day activities. By doing this, you make your life one of the strongest component in hers.

Example 5: Never lie, but leave out the truth… “Are you seeing anyone else?” “Who are you kidding, why would I want to see anyone else. I told you I want to take things slow with you.” That was easy. You didn’t lie; you just left out the truth. Although I say don’t lie at all costs, if your back is against the wall sometimes you must lie to maintain your Ultimate bachelor status. It’s on a need to know basis. You are seeing two other girls, she doesn’t need to know. If she finds out and catches you sleeping around just say, “We are just dating, we are not official or anything. I thought you were seeing other people. If I know you wanted to see me exclusively, I would have never messed around with her. Now that I know you feel that way, I’ll stop seeing her and only see you.” Gets them every time.

Example 4: Tell her you want to take things slow…This helps you later when she wants you to commit. “Taking things slow” is a get out of jail free card. You can use that to combat anything she says: “I haven’t met your parents”. “I want to take things slow”. “We’ve been dating for three months and have yet to tell me we are together.” “I want to take things slow.” “Why do we only hangout alone in your room?” “I want to take things slow (you’re not ready for the public).”

Example 3: Break Plans…This makes them upset at you because they think, “why doesn’t he want to see me?” Keep in mind you can’t do this too much because if you do it all the time she will give up on you. After you break the plans tell her you’ll make it up to her on another date. When you take her on the date, go all out and explain to her how much you wanted to make it up to her. She will be glowing from all the attention she’s receiving. The next couple of days give her the cold shoulder on the phone. She’ll think she did something wrong. Explain to her you haven’t had time to talk, that you’ve been busy. She will desperately try to make plans with you, so you agree. What you just did is make her the one to ask for your time. She’s the one trying to make all the plans with you, anxiously awaiting your company. And all this is because you broke plans and looked like the jerk.

Example 2: Don’t kiss her in public…Every veteran bachelor knows this rule. The reason you don’t do this is because women are watching. When they see you making out with another woman, most women will look for the next guy. If you show the woman you’re with enough affection like hand on the leg, staring into her eyes and little hugs, you don’t have to kiss her. Women like to see men hanging out with women because they think that your stock is in demand. When you start kissing a woman in public your stock goes from buy, buy, buy to sell, sell, sell. And then you’re completely off the market.

Example 1: Make Plans…Remember how I said break plans, now I am telling you to make plans. Still follow the break plans format. When I say make plans I mean future empty plans. If you’re seeing this woman for awhile, throw her a couple long-term plans. “We should go to Islands of Adventure one day or a camping trip.” These are plans that you will never hold up, but gives the impression that you will. You are a bachelor, always on the go. You lose interest in her and don’t see her as much, but continue talking to her. She will tell her women friends “I don’t know what happened, every thing was going good. We planned all this stuff and now we are not going to do any of that.” One thing that makes breakups so hard is the expectations. You have this idea of what you are going to do and share and when it doesn’t turn out that way you are heartbroken. Just remember don’t burn bridges with this woman because she will still want to do all the things you two planned. That desire to fulfill those plans will lead her to not get over you, hence making her one of the many women on you bachelor roster.

Bonus Example 1: Let her talk…This goes hand and hand with being mysterious. Women love to talk, especially about themselves. So let them. This helps you be mysterious because you don’t have to give info about yourself. If she says, “I am a very independent person.” Feed into it and say, “You know I got that impression of you.” Then she’ll start saying, “I really like him, he’s a good listener.” And woman love listeners.

Bonus Example 2: Specific day…If you see Sara only on Saturday nights, make sure you only see her Saturday nights. It helps you remember what woman you hangout with on that particular day. This also makes her more hooked when you break plans with her on that night because she’ll say, “this was our night.” Meanwhile on the other end of town you are getting your six-pack rubbed by some woman behind you at the bar, as you take a body shot off some girl named Daisy.

Guys, believe in what I’m preaching.

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