What’s
the reality of Sex and…Reality?
Ok, I went on assignment to Ancient Greece, found all those smart guys
in white robes and deciphered all their smart talk into some advice for
you on Sex, Power, and Reality. First off, what is reality? Sorry, I can’t
exactly answer that, I took the red pill. But a couple old guys that wore
white robes came the closest to answer this question. And no, non of them
were Ceaser, he got stabbed before he got the chance to comment. I’m
talking about Plato. Ya, I know, metion Plato and your ‘ADHD’
kicks in. But did you know that Plato was the Hew Hephner in Ancient Rome?
Why the hell do you think everyone listened to him for!
So what did he say that matters? He told this story about this guy chained
to the back of a cave that saw only shadows of people who walked by, these
shadows were his reality. Basically he is saying that what you perceive
as reality is not necessarily what is real. What does this have to do
with sex and power? Oh, only everything! To see the relation, you have
to see outside the bun and unchain yourself from the cave. I’ll
give you some steps on how to change your reality every 3,000 miles.
Reality is what we perceive to be real. That means any representation
of real is real, at least in your head. But here is where it gets really
good…everyone thinking process is just like this. All our brains
constantly download images, tastes, and other senses, and if it walks
like a roach, it’s a roach….ah kill it. Anyway, this means
that things that look real become real in our minds. So, if he walks like
he has a rash, then he has a rash. This other famous guy said that there
is a wide gap between representations and reality. Reality is like the
girl at the bar with really nice breasts, we only brush up against it,
but never fully become immersed.
Home in on your potential or existing sex partner: So here we go…you
can be any type of person you want to be, well not Ron Jeremey, you still
have 8’ to go…sorry, I can’t help you there. But if
it looks like a penis pump, its probably a…you know the rest. So
if you want to be sexy to a specific person, first you have to know what,
drives him or her sexually. Usually woman show there poker hand. Just
look at what she watches on TV, or if you don’t want to get sent
to the pen for stalking, pay attention to everything else she reads or
watches. Most younger woman read Cosmo and watch Sex in the City. They
are the easiest target, they want the all American successful male that
is not a push over but still sweet (that one was from the hip; I promise
I am not a subscriber). Ladies, do the same for the male. Remember, these
ads, magazines, and certain TV programs all show him or her what sexy
is. Ladies, you have it made, just wear a thong and your set.
We’ve all seen Matrix or at least know that part three sucked major
‘Morpheous’ (Did the writer of Powder write in the same ending
in this one…anybody?). But I didn’t bring up Keanu because
I liked him in Point break, he represents reality in its purest form.
He broke out of the cave, but don’t do this, you might turn into
a ball of light. Just be aware that you can change your own perceptions
and others’ perceptions of you by altering any representation of
yourself (but the word is out, size really does matter).
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